Chiste Del Dia

<br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCRDIgVKOjUL-dVm1gSagxBoNkarSXZg6QyCCYXyg6iQrL2sVlEgyzpBVKOdppntkcq4dz7vXbrMhO2wppVSUbbWlZc40D-QAdDS4Hmrg1cLtlX3Xh8I8b40RqPPakytX9AhZDDBrQznM/s1600/75154_410947838954662_120507628_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCRDIgVKOjUL-dVm1gSagxBoNkarSXZg6QyCCYXyg6iQrL2sVlEgyzpBVKOdppntkcq4dz7vXbrMhO2wppVSUbbWlZc40D-QAdDS4Hmrg1cLtlX3Xh8I8b40RqPPakytX9AhZDDBrQznM/s1600/75154_410947838954662_120507628_n.jpg" /></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 115%;">Un tipo llega a su casa repentinamente y encuentra a su mujer en la cama con su amigo. Va y saca la escopeta , le dispara al amigo y lo mata.</span></div> <div style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;"> <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;">La mujer lo mira muy enojada y le dice:</span><span class="apple-converted-space" style="line-height: 115%;"> </span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; line-height: 115%;"><div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="line-height: 115%;">- ¡Sigue comportándote así y te vas a quedar sin amigos !</span></div> </span><br />

Chiste Del Dia

Un tipo llega a su casa repentinamente y encuentra a su mujer en la cama con su amigo. Va y saca la escopeta , le dispara al amigo y lo ...

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Chiste Del Dia

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Chiste Del Dia

Llega un chico y le pregunta a su amigo: ¿Viste el apagón de anoche?  Y le contesta: No, en mi casa se fue la luz .

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